Pub in Upminster
Crumpled Horn
33-37 Corbets Tey Road, Upminster, RM14 2AJClosest station: Upminster, about 9 min walk4.1out of 5 on Google, from 837 ratings
Details last checked October 2024. Things may have changed since.

About Crumpled Horn
Kid-friendly boozer with pavement seats offering meal and drink deals, themed food and quiz nights.
Large multi-level bar with framed photos of old Upminster. Food until 10pm (9.30pm Sun). Daily specials & themed food evenings. Quiz night Tuesday. Darts.
Description from WhatPub, CAMRA’s pub guide, with a summary from Google Maps.
Features
- Dog Friendly
- Outdoor Seating: Enclosed patio with seats and tables at front of pub
- Live Music
- Sports TV
- Family Friendly
- Games
- Serves Food
- Serves Lunch
- Serves Dinner
- Real Ale
- Disabled Access
- Accessible Restroom
- WiFi: Free
- Reservable
- Good for Groups
- Accepts Credit Cards
- Accepts Debit Cards
- Accepts NFC
Opening times
- Monday
- 11:30 AM – 11:00 PM
- Tuesday
- 11:30 AM – 11:00 PM
- Wednesday
- 11:30 AM – 11:00 PM
- Thursday
- 11:30 AM – 11:00 PM
- Friday
- 11:30 AM – 12:00 AM
- Saturday
- 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM
- Sunday
- 12:00 – 10:30 PM
As listed in October 2024. Hours change, and bank holidays differ: check with the pub.
Good to know
- Price
- 2 out of 4 (Google’s price level)
- Phone
- 01708 226698
Photos
Photos from Google Maps contributors, stored when the pub was last checked.
Google rating and reviews
4.1out of 5 on Google, from 837 ratings
5 out of 5Mitchell Burackon Google, July 2024
Booked a table for a Euro’s game. Good food (huge portions), all drink selections and nice staff. Easy order with QR code. Dog friendly which is amazing, Nigel was so happy to be at the pub with the boys for the football, haha!
4 out of 5Andrew Ratajczakon Google, August 2024
No food consumed so can’t comment on that but the drinks were good, reasonably priced and the service was very friendly and efficient. We were in the pub for a charity fundraising quiz, which was great fun and well organised. They have a standard pub quiz each Wed I understand - so it may become a regular event for us!
5 out of 5Samantha Nye Nyeon Google, February 2023
Absolutely great quiz night. Fabulous quiz master Russ and the team pulled it out the bag tonight. Great quiz, fun atmosphere and good fun. Staff pulled out all the stops getting out over 70 meals for us all tonight. Well done all
4 out of 5Dale Panteron Google, September 2024
Large spacious pub inside. Limited outdoor seating at the front. Tv's for sporting events and a large bar area handy when busy. Plenty of seating areas, used for both dining customers and no diners. Staff are polite and efficient. Parking is limited on the highstreet and parking restrictions are in place Mon - Sat
5 out of 5Sarah Frenchon Google, September 2024
My 3rd visit this week to the Tuesday quiz night with a team from work & friends. A really enjoyable quiz night and host Kaeti really makes the night fun with her personality and energy. One of the best quiz nights we've been too and the night raises funds for important local charities. Well done Kaeti. 👏👏👍
Rating and reviews are from Google Maps, as they stood in October 2024. See the latest on Google Maps.









